who gets pissed off eating a popsicle?

Posted Fri, 07/02/2010 - 19:46 by Anonymous
  • 2 points

If he had been family I would have pushed him down the stairs

Posted Sun, 05/23/2010 - 09:32 by Anonymous
  • 7 points

It's amazing how marketable the environment is.

Posted Tue, 05/18/2010 - 09:08 by pfaffman
  • 10 points

watch your f#$&in mouth. these are nice people.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:31 by Anonymous
  • 8 points

He has a different idea of how he performs than other people do.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:18 by pfaffman
  • 2 points

he's a few pens short of 2lbs.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:12 by Anonymous
  • -2 points

I guess it's time for me to tell some stories to make you happy.

Posted Tue, 05/11/2010 - 18:48 by Anonymous
  • 7 points

Your flash drive looks a lot like mine. (said in a bathroom)

Posted Tue, 05/11/2010 - 18:36 by Anonymous
  • -7 points

I don't even know how it got in my pants.

Posted Fri, 05/07/2010 - 20:36 by Anonymous
  • 2 points

Can you see if you have a tomato rolling around yor back seat?

Posted Wed, 04/28/2010 - 16:22 by Anonymous
  • -1 points

can i bring my parents?

Posted Thu, 04/15/2010 - 18:57 by Anonymous
  • 9 points

he knows judo and magic. he can kick your ass and make you disapeer.

Posted Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:31 by Anonymous
  • 10 points

I aint' paying fifteen dollars for a mop!

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:58 by pfaffman
  • 0 points

Life is so boring - you have to create something.

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:36 by Anonymous
  • 2 points

I haven't practiced it, but I heard it's good for cognition.

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:35 by Anonymous
  • -1 points

So , Yah hmmm...Having some money made that a lot easier!

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 18:57 by Anonymous
  • 1 point

He asked if he's crazy. Let's just say that he has a PhD and 2 pounds of pens.

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 18:31 by Anonymous
  • 14 points