Ok, When my teacher is stoned I do all-right!

Posted Thu, 09/23/2010 - 15:56 by Anonymous

I don't have a PhD in burn-my-house-down-ology.

Posted Tue, 09/14/2010 - 21:41 by Anonymous

Technology is sexy

Posted Wed, 08/25/2010 - 18:28 by Anonymous

who gets pissed off eating a popsicle?

Posted Fri, 07/02/2010 - 19:46 by Anonymous

If he had been family I would have pushed him down the stairs

Posted Sun, 05/23/2010 - 09:32 by Anonymous

It's amazing how marketable the environment is.

Posted Tue, 05/18/2010 - 09:08 by pfaffman

watch your f#$&in mouth. these are nice people.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:31 by Anonymous

He has a different idea of how he performs than other people do.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:18 by pfaffman

he's a few pens short of 2lbs.

Posted Thu, 05/13/2010 - 22:12 by Anonymous

I guess it's time for me to tell some stories to make you happy.

Posted Tue, 05/11/2010 - 18:48 by Anonymous

Your flash drive looks a lot like mine. (said in a bathroom)

Posted Tue, 05/11/2010 - 18:36 by Anonymous

I don't even know how it got in my pants.

Posted Fri, 05/07/2010 - 20:36 by Anonymous

Can you see if you have a tomato rolling around yor back seat?

Posted Wed, 04/28/2010 - 16:22 by Anonymous

can i bring my parents?

Posted Thu, 04/15/2010 - 18:57 by Anonymous

he knows judo and magic. he can kick your ass and make you disapeer.

Posted Thu, 04/15/2010 - 17:31 by Anonymous

I aint' paying fifteen dollars for a mop!

Posted Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:58 by pfaffman